Internet Tax essay-rant
Thursday, May 31, 2007
I was writing my essay then all of a sudden i just stopped caring and i just startd to write random crap-this is what came of it.
enjoy!
I am smart blady blah blah. Tommorow at this time e-commerce will explode to one-bazillion pieces. Nobody will survive. It is the end of the Internet people. The end. So what will the people of main street do, you ask? They will survive happily on as the dead corpses of Internet retailers rot. Absolutely everyone will die because local retailers will get mad cow disease from the corpses. Of course congress wants this to happen because then the world (which is dead) will give America tons of money and funds to eat their young. Yes, their young. Those tiny menacing giggling children that eat all your food and take all your money. Eating them is just so much simpler. And this way china, Russia England and all those other continents will pay you to get aids through internet. But wait! Now we tax you on the Internet for every mouse movement. So even though you will be getting paid 13.2 carillon dollars it will cost three times as much. Everywhere except Delaware, Montana and New Hampshire, the three smallest and most insignificant states in the US. But they do have the largest population of tomatoes. So now you can tomatoes for real cheap in Idaho, the home of the potato. However if you thought that you could buy potatoes real cheap in Idaho too, you are quite mistaken. For you see, the Internet tax laws forbid the purchase of potatoes through the Internet. The only place you can get your potatoes now is at your local Foot Locker in the back room underneath the smelly gym shoes (you can also find them at payless next to the ridiculously high heels). Now you’re probably wondering, how in the world did those smelly gym shoes get next to the potatoes? Well in November 2007 when congress ended moriatium of the Internet tax. Every single tax was put into effect, even for prostitution and porn! Since you can get just about anything through the Internet, just about every single thing has its own tax now. No longer can you download music illegally because there is a 200$ tax for trying! Here’s just buying it regularly is only a mere forty cents sales tax. In the beginning all theses sales tax were pretty reasonable and only on the shopping sites like pay pal, Amazon and eBay. But now there are 4,729,288,287,265,000 taxes on the Internet. Is this fair? Is this normal? What happened to democracy? To the rights of a free man? To the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness? Taxes don’t bring happiness. They bring pain suffering and it cost money, terribly large amounts of money. The Internet was supposed to be a free domain that could unite all people for whatever cause. It was supposed to be a good thing for the economy and for the people. Now it’s just a blood-sucking thing that eats all your money and happiness.
So in conclusion-the government sucks, happiness is a commodity and the economy is screwed.
The End.
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