Internet Tax essay-rant
Thursday, May 31, 2007I was writing my essay then all of a sudden i just stopped caring and i just startd to write random crap-this is what came of it.
enjoy!
I am smart blady blah blah. Tommorow at this time e-commerce will explode to one-bazillion pieces. Nobody will survive. It is the end of the Internet people. The end. So what will the people of main street do, you ask? They will survive happily on as the dead corpses of Internet retailers rot. Absolutely everyone will die because local retailers will get mad cow disease from the corpses. Of course congress wants this to happen because then the world (which is dead) will give America tons of money and funds to eat their young. Yes, their young. Those tiny menacing giggling children that eat all your food and take all your money. Eating them is just so much simpler. And this way china, Russia England and all those other continents will pay you to get aids through internet. But wait! Now we tax you on the Internet for every mouse movement. So even though you will be getting paid 13.2 carillon dollars it will cost three times as much. Everywhere except Delaware, Montana and New Hampshire, the three smallest and most insignificant states in the US. But they do have the largest population of tomatoes. So now you can tomatoes for real cheap in Idaho, the home of the potato. However if you thought that you could buy potatoes real cheap in Idaho too, you are quite mistaken. For you see, the Internet tax laws forbid the purchase of potatoes through the Internet. The only place you can get your potatoes now is at your local Foot Locker in the back room underneath the smelly gym shoes (you can also find them at payless next to the ridiculously high heels). Now you’re probably wondering, how in the world did those smelly gym shoes get next to the potatoes? Well in November 2007 when congress ended moriatium of the Internet tax. Every single tax was put into effect, even for prostitution and porn! Since you can get just about anything through the Internet, just about every single thing has its own tax now. No longer can you download music illegally because there is a 200$ tax for trying! Here’s just buying it regularly is only a mere forty cents sales tax. In the beginning all theses sales tax were pretty reasonable and only on the shopping sites like pay pal, Amazon and eBay. But now there are 4,729,288,287,265,000 taxes on the Internet. Is this fair? Is this normal? What happened to democracy? To the rights of a free man? To the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness? Taxes don’t bring happiness. They bring pain suffering and it cost money, terribly large amounts of money. The Internet was supposed to be a free domain that could unite all people for whatever cause. It was supposed to be a good thing for the economy and for the people. Now it’s just a blood-sucking thing that eats all your money and happiness.
So in conclusion-the government sucks, happiness is a commodity and the economy is screwed.
The End.
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HOLY CRAP! I EXIST!!
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
It was a dark a gloomy night, the sky purple with dark and moorish clouds lurking overhead
the full bright moon peeking only a bit behind the clouds.
The sounds of night creatures awake in the night could be heard
even from the distant dark forest.
The iron gates creaked eerily as they opened.
The gates were black and rusted to the point where it was almost impossible to distinguish gate from the dark brown earth on the graves behind the gate.
The brown earth beneath one grave was soft
as though it had been freshly dug.
Suddenly the earth beneath the stone shook.
The earth seemed to rise in an awkward fashion making dust rise in the air in a hazy dark cloud.
Once the dust settled a figured formed from beneath the dirt
The figure had risen from the dirt hole and began to carry itself out onto sturdy ground. The slumped figure lifted its head, staring straight into the moon
"IIII'M BAAAAAAACK!"
guess whose back from the dead!!
thast right MEE!!!
The WHNLC is back for its last 15 minutes of fame!!
I think the full moon means ill be a zombie again but who knows!
i have wonderful nonsesne
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GARGH! MUST KILL....
Sunday, January 22, 2006
GARGH AAAAAAAARGH!! ABLABA MOOO!
I am so freakin bored...
so freakin bored that i moight SHOOT SOMONE!!
MEANING MYSELF!
GARGH!!! KILL DIE!!
SMUSH! SPLASH! BOOM! FART! DANCE! GO CRAZY!!
HAVE A MOO!
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EXPLOSION!!
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ABALBA MOO COW!!
Sunday, January 01, 2006
so me and Miriam made up this randomness with cows and moons and cats and mad scietists
oh and dont forget the muffins
once we reallly get a story line started ill show it to all of yous!
well ill give you a sneak peek of what the mad scietist looks like
its just draft he might change
but here he is!!
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RENT OMG!!
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
OMG OMG OMG OH MY GOD....
RENT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!
I am in love with RENT
it is godly...
it is amazing...
it is...
the best thing ever!!
i died...
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AMAZINGNESS!!
go see rent now!!
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Rocking out Hanukah with the LeeVees
Monday, December 26, 2005
Aaaaaaaaah!
*implodsion*
so for Hanukah i got...
from my hanukah honey- a gaint chocolate driedel (deliciopus)
from miriam- awsome turquoise socks
from ely- pocket etch-a-sketch (in love with this <3)
from hannah- a justice league coloring book with awsome stickers and JUMBO crayons (i <3 superman)
from debbie- cucumber eyemask (that makes me feel like a salad)
from brenah- yummy nummy chocolate
from my mommy- itunes gift certificate (YAY YAY YAY!!)
big hug and kiss and thank you to all my friends that got me presents! thank you! and an extra hug and kiss to all my friends who were in potomac on shabbos! that was the best Hanukah prsent i could ever recieve!
I LOVE YOU ALL!!
on a side note with the itunes gift certificate i got from my mommy i bought a cd called Hanukkah Rocks by the LeeVees!
its the awsomest thing ive ever heard...
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So True
Friday, December 23, 2005
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